ladies, romance has gone out the window

LIFE RULES

BUFFALO STANCE

weekend trip log

Went on a trip to Santa Cruz With Gabe on Saturday. Wandered to an apartment complex he used to live in, went to Pergolesi where some very nice barista corked two bottles of wine for us. had a bottle in the grass by the water. A lackluster peanutbutter cookie, greasy folded in half slices of hawaiian pizza and free beer from the very generous Jorge. Played horse shoes at a barbecue. Saw my best friend from middle school. White chocolate lavendar truffles, a long walk to the park for something that didn't happen, up a spiral ramp across a highway overpass. The heat from the sun making my black pants stick to my skin, saw a blown out bubble in my tire, got a new one on my credit card. dancing to E-40's "sprinkle me" in this kid's immaculate purple black and grey Basquiat themed bedroom. Met some very awesome people. slept in a house with a parrot and went to breakfast at Cafe Brasil, black beans and poached eggs. watched two seconds of Elvira before passing out on a pile of sleeping bags. nothing happened in that order. I brought my camera, which let me take one very nice palm tree picture before shutting off. What a good trip.

summer poem for the losers in your life

Drive Through Opera Derrive Fun Wild Weirdness of the darkest land, a figure eight of smoke in the sky, a mole on your arm, satisfy sanctify old friends flying the coop, wonders of persian midnight O relly factor factoid facts of life steam burn steam thoughts rough waves ove fighting fidelity insurance on the treadmill two for one juicy soup of soul taco four for a dollar hairties fashion forward nasty women with dirty pits and clamato souls. Pocks on your face, rocks in your socks, healthy hole in the heart, a four figure salary, salami flavor pants pockets of courage. fill in the plankton, eat a burger, fuck a clown. walk a mile, forget your family. talentless. root up and fly forward with the force of power rangers, powdered milk and selective services for me mom and dad. ambivalently flying in a clean cloud, frowning down on the world, dog of night, fire your enemies. make them eat crap and lap up the yogurt of your dreams. dodgy fucks at the supermarket can't bring you down.

HI Everyone.

sorry, I've been pretty busy being alive and having summer moron madness so sorry the internet, this is the one and only apology you'll get from me this whole summer. If you don't see a single damn new thing all summer, don't get mad, just get jealous. I AM HAVING FUN. sorry. sorry. that's it.

dreams will be reality

Bondi Beach Iceberg Pool

It's funny

how it never occurs to you when you leave the house that you might be having so much fun you won't go home for a few days. It's funny when this was the outfit choice you made before leaving the house. I wore this dress for three days.

new skateboard

EXACTLY

Playlist from the radio Show

Grass Widow- To Where
Arcade Fire- Haiti
INOJ- Let Me Love You Down
Ramones- Do You Wanna Dance?
RTX- Black Bananas
Butter08- Butter of '69
Beach Boys- I Know There's an Answer
Rocko's Modern Life Theme- B52's
Gang Gang Dance- House Jam
Wannadies- You and Me Song
X- I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts
The Zombies- This Will be our Year
Paperrad DVD trailer song
Best Coast- Sun was High (So Was I)
Crystal Stilts- Shattered Shine
Bossy- Walk Around
Vivian Girls- All the Time
Pixies- Wave of Mutillation (Super Slowed Down Version from Pump up the Volume)
The Muffs- Lucky Guy
Olivia Newton John- Magic
Outkast featuring UGK- International Players Anthem
Visiting Kids- Trilobites
ESG- Dance
English Beat- Save it for Later

Look What the Twerps Did

HEY! The radio show I did with Alese is archived here for you. I still owe you a playlist, it's coming.

Yvonne Todd

You sick motherfucker, your art makes me weep with delight.
www.ervon.com

Statement of Intention

volcanoland is
kids running away with a bandana on a stick
mice peeking through blinds
weird library movies from a childhood of deprivation
leggings and tights hand me downs from big girls
strange wood paneling, sounds absorbed by carpet and amber light
and screaming at your parents
and being alone
and making your friends your family
remembering childhood
the colors, the rules, the other kids
re- interpreting everything you have ever wanted
and having it
another summer in the sun
another bart simpson skateboard
spinning creeping spastic dancing like you have lost your marbles
when you're so lonesome you could howl like a wolf in the dark
not sure if anyone will rescue you
but chanting to the freak in the sky in the hopes that they will

TOMORROWWW

it will be archived here

Best Coast

Best Coast is a band that I like a lot lately. It's got Bethany from Pocahaunted and Bobb Bruno of Bobb Bruno. I like these other bands a lot too. Dreamy summertime echoey girl singing like trapped in timetravelling, a more natural version of out of body glitching like when you do nitrous. They play a lot of shows but they're all in LA. I'm having an itchy immature summer and it feels great.

Style Icon: Minga Gumby's Little Sister

Cicciolina

Cicciolina is a hungarian born Italian porn star turned parliament member. She was married to Jeff Koons and he made beautiful sculptures of thme having sex for the exhibition "Made in Heaven". There is a book about her that is pretty hard to find but looks great. She also makes great funny pop songs that you can listen to on her website including one about San Francisco- "it is a city of love, of gays, of pollution of rats, of AIDS!!! And I want to go!!!" She is the weirdest combo of anna nicole smith and daryl hannah. Her eyebrows are insanely low and she almost always wears flowers or some other funny silky glactic headgear. I would love to have a full body poster of her in my house.

TAPES

My friend Kara had a birthday over the weekend and I made her a tape:


Carol asked me to make her a tape and this is what I made her:


And this is what she gave me in return:

MOM

I hope you never see this blog. stop creeping in my shit. I hate that you know how to use a computer now. I love you but you're killing me inside, mom. please please go away from this website and never come back. this is not a place for you. ERRROR 404 OKAYEEEE?

This is a homemade I-spy arrangement that some people at a kindergarten in france made. The "limbo" tape is my fave.

A memorial day sale at Thrift Town Revealed a crazy sweater

Amber's Hair

ANGELA ANACONDA

I just remembered I loved this show. the main character was such a scrappy little bobblehead. Public enemy number one with the curls. Everybody knew that fucking girl!

Making art with Ben Seevers

"the memphis style"

forever and ever, I've called this "pee wee herman style" never realizing it actually had a name, today morgan told me it was called "memphis style"

FOR BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ONLY

ROSE GARDEN

whoa

I just learned what cross faded meant and it blew my mind.

scenes from a store

VISIT THE VOLCANOLAND CLOTHING STORE

shannon and the clams sing muppet babies

I ffffuckin luhuv you.

I'll never clean my room, part II

I'll never clean my room part I

A new sheet/giant poster from the bargain barn... 70 cents?

HAPY IN LOVE...DaughterGirl and Master of Sex or Something

this is fucking incredible. she's 74 in this video and he's fourty something, and they sing songs about how in love they are in the most perfect outfits the world has ever known. dreams are real.
Musician responisble for "woman your smell makes me well". I was listening to Steve McDonald(Redd Kross)'s radio show... he played a bunch of this dudes jams... holy fuckadoodle doo this guy is a sex FIEND. His songs are full of half climaxes and saucy lyrics... has it been a while since you had a comedy album in your life??? whoa, this guy will blow you away and make you feel stormy inside. uuugghh eee!!!!!!!!

more song titles:
"I am the Master of Love"

"Hard Deep Sex Explosion"
"America: We Are Sexy!"
"The Worst Breath in Town"
"Let's Put our Booties Together"
"(Lady Guess What) I'm Gonna Kiss Your Butt!"

fuck this life